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  1. Jungle Jim

    Butt Head Aduanas Y Camino of Death

    Friday 14 Julio De 17 arrived at the San Luis Sonora crossing into Mexico with my F-350 4x4 dually and thirty foot car hauler in tow only to be pulled into Mexican Secondary inspection for a full scale gauntlet of nit pickin a-holes lookin for the slightest infraction for an impossible turn...
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    Another 4x4 sunk in Cholla Bay

    We saw a white SUV out there on the far east side of Cholla Bay whilst catching clams on this past Saturday afternoon. The fool was out there a mile or so mired down in a flowing channel with the frame on the mud and all four wheels lost in deep water filled muck holes. During the next few...
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    water shortage

    Ya know that all of this bitchin, moanin, expert advise, etc. oughta be compiled into a dossier of pissed off gringo factoids and sent to El Presidente de Mexico. I'm sure that he couldn't give a shit about your very few Gringos problemas. Got any input from the indigenous population? Are they...
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    Corvina from shore reports ?

    The Mexican Giant Cardon cactus is the tallest and heaviest cactus in the world. The Saguaro is a pipsqueak next to one. I've seen forests of a similar giant on the desert coasts of Peru and Ecuador they call it Cardon also but it is not related to the Mex variety. I'll be down your way on...
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    Corvina from shore reports ?

    So Jerry............ Where is that Cardon cactus located? JJ
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    The Last Vaquita?

    www.theguardian.com is the Limey version of the National Enquirer...... FAKE as FAKE can ever be. Total Chicken Little syndrome at it's best. JJ
  7. Jungle Jim

    water shortage

    Line up with your tea cup Russ.................... She is just about half full. All of that water will go a long way when the shit-hits-the-fan and the grid goes haywire. I kinda remind myself of that old dead tree hugger "folk" singer John Denver, with his personal ten thousand gallon...
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    water shortage

    Refilling my pool as we speak............... Twenty two thousand gallons of crystal clear mineral free fresh water from the nine hundred foot deep aquifer here in Yuma that was deposited thirty thousand years ago when Imperial Mammoths and Saber Tooth Cats roamed the temperate grasslands along...
  9. Jungle Jim

    Zombie Developments: Parayso

    Yo Jerry..... I just called them, talked to Pancho Gonzalez II, we actually knew each other from our old high school daze back in N-Port Beach 1965 Newport Harbor High. I just wired him FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND BUCKS to lock in two of those choice properties. Man alive what a deal! He told me...
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    Jellyfish warnings

    In other words: "I don't have a clue"............... Might be in Havana. JJ
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    Jellyfish warnings

    So Russ......... Any idea when and where that photo was taken? On 11 June 17 we stopped at the new Productos Del Mar operation just north out of El Golfo. I walked over to their gate and saw a yellow skip loader with full buckets of various croakers dumping them into open trailers. There...
  12. Jungle Jim

    Anybody But Me Been Hearing This Ad on the Radio???

    With a tow truck following........... Just to handle the blown out tires, bent wheels and broken axles. I'm heading down this weekend to recover my Jeep Wrangler back to Yuma. Seems to have a major issue with the right rear axle leaking juice into the brake drum and slinging it all over the...
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    Jellyfish warnings

    I do believe that unless you actually saw what was in those trucks it was NOT jellyfish. As I wrote above, we were passed by three of those trucks heading south as we were heading north on the coastal highway towards El Golfo. The trucks that passed us and left us hosed down by that grey...
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    YESTERDAY WAS A SCORCHER BUT TODAY?????

    Finally leveled off here in Yuma at 123 degrees for the last three hours. Been expecting to see birds dropping dead from the trees. Just saw the bums at the library park with at least twenty shopping carts rounded up like a wagon train expecting an injun attack. My pool and hot tub are the...
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    YESTERDAY WAS A SCORCHER BUT TODAY?????

    Yesterday 19 June 17 here in Yuma we topped out at 120 degrees at 3:00 PM. We cooked some rib eyes on the last night barbie while cooling off in the hot tub with 93 degree water. At 10:30 PM outside air temp was 105 degrees. Now 20 June 17 at 12:44 my three weather stations indicate 122...
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    Anybody But Me Been Hearing This Ad on the Radio???

    IN MINNESOTA.......... I saw him at the Frog last weekend, sizing me up, checking out my sexy tan legs, long white hair, then made an attempt to ask me for a date.....until my wife came back to the table after a wee-wee, saw those two huge white boobs and had an instant mind change. He had on...
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    Corvina from shore reports ?

    RPL................ I would venture to say that at least 90% or more of the upper gulf corvina breeding population was completely wiped out in the past two weeks out of El Golfo de Santa Clara. Panga fleets from as far south as Topolobampa and all camps north converged there for a gill netting...
  18. Jungle Jim

    Jellyfish warnings

    Did a twenty mile Jeep run on the shores of Bahia San Jorge a week ago...nary a one. I was planning on finding a few fresh Portuguese Man-of-Wars, bottling them up and bringing them home to slap on the faces of those Antifa retards at their next event in San Diego or Phoenix. The ER doc's...
  19. Jungle Jim

    Introducing....

    Jerry.......... Well we did see quite a few Brown Pelicans but not in Penasco. On the shores of Bahia San Jorge we saw a hundred or more but north of El Golfo we saw at least a thousand of them sitting along the water at the high tide line. Those birds can easily fly a hundred miles a day in...
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    Introducing....

    Shark.................... The California Brown Pelicans are tending their young at Isla San Jorge and the many other islands south. Their thieving parasite buds the Heermann's Gulls are all at Isla Raza in the middle of the Gulf way down south tending their young. The only "unusual" water...
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