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They have a "thing" about balls. JJ

Passed thru El Golfo yesterday at about three in the afternoon. Saw about forty pangas coming in loaded with the incoming high tide. They were delivering their catch to the new Productos Marinas operation just north of town. There they were loading what looked like literally tons of Croakers...

Hey Wood.......... We ate at that place on Sinaloa ONCE and never again. The food was OK but the dishes that we ordered were pretty much all missing the main ingredient: MEAT. All we got was big heaping piles of carrots, some limp celerey, some limp broccoli, a ton of limp onion, some canned...

Thank you Jim, thank you very much.............. You know, I still have my 1970's issue US Army Aviators survival vest with a black leather holster sewn the front and my original issue Smith & Wesson .38 Special Model 10 revolver that we were only allowed to have five rounds in a six shooter...

Lemmie tell-a-you a scary tale............... So, a few years back just about this time of the year I was trolling a weed and trash line maybe thirty miles off shore when all of the sudden my left side Yammi came to an instantaneous stop. I looked back to see a length of yellow poly rope...

Long Beach, like in Kali-Fornica? Maybe get gang raped then blunt trauma terminated by the EBT card carrying saggy pant butt cracked Jungle Bunnies way before they can tap in 911. That place is Africa USA and has been for many years now. Anyone ever consider a tourist based cremation service...

Mondone.............. Urine=Urea. Urea=Ammonia with CO2. Pain and discomfort relief=a big bottle of high proof vodka. Your baking soda/seawater paste mix=I'll be taking with me this weekend. JJ

Vinegar.............maybe, might cause a reaction worse then the initial sting! Ammonia.........yes. Urine...............yes. I have ALWAYS carried a plastic spray bottle of grocery store quality ammonia on my boat. It WILL neutralize the stinging venom of any jellyfish encountered in the...

They are the best with toasted potato bread and Skippy P-nut butter. You know I just had another brain fart about El Homeport. The big Sea Slug really doesn't have to go anywhere, just a mile out for a cheap drunk sunset cruise like the Intrepid used to do. It could just be on an underwater...

Jerry.......... Let me know when you find out who gets the dredging contract. It'll be a 24 hour a day operation moving the sand that will fill in the forty foot deep access channel to the jetty every twelve hours. Where are they gonna to pump and dump the sand, up on the beach? Maybe use it...

Jerry.......... Having a Mel Tillis moment are we???? Anyway, I'm sure that the Sea Shepard wankers are monitoring our scribblings at this moment. Tomorrow if not sooner our President will be held responsible for the "Vaquita Situation" and then to be blamed on Old White Racist American Men...

Before any more know-it-all quips..........and FAKE NEWS You might wanna just take a little day trip from San Luis Sonora over to Los Algodones Baja California and get an eye opener. The road north from the main highway follows the dry Colorado River bed up to the Morelos Dam where ALL of the...

Look at any USGS Topo Map......... Bahia San Jorge.......flats of black stinkin Fango. Fango.....mud, addle, mire, rot and filth. That shallow backwater is a catchall for all things dead and more floating garbage than any coastline in Sonora. Good for beach combing if yer lookin for skulls...

Well Hill.......... I didn't want to admit it but one of the big Olive Ridleys that we found that day was probably just a few hours muerto with fresh blood seeping from it's just pecked out butt-hole by the local Zopilote clean up crew. I had my trusty Rapala fillet knife handy so I carefully...

We quit counting at fifty a few weeks ago on the beach between Santo Tomas and El Desemboque. Two were rare Leather Back Sea Turtles. All shameful by-catch from cruel "modern day" commercial fishing techniques. I don't know how any animal can take that kind of pressure on the breeding...

I've dragged all types of "flashers" behind my boat out there for hours on end. The only time I've ever seen anything attracted to them was ONE California Sea Lion. Frigate Birds and Boobies will look at them for a moment then fly off in disgust. The only "artificial" trick that I use that...