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Hey Jerry.......... I stopped logging my death reports last summer when I was BANNED from this site as I seemed to upset the PC Correct Head-In-Sand Ostriches who always question my "drinking habits"???? WTF?? don't they know that I am a Koran spanking Muzzie? We doan ebber do no alkee haul...

It's called the "RIP OFF PERMIT"......... The "Reel-em-in" agents gotta git em in order to sell Mexican property. They or their agency is supposed to give the gub-mint a hefty percentage of the take. They usually have a hardcore case of forgetfullness once they owin' a sheet-load and split...

Hey Gringorio.... I have a proposition for you.... My marine GPS finally took a dump on me last October, along with some nearby local spots that I had stupidly never written down in my logbook. One in particular is a rock, "El Produsor", just a mile or so off of Sandy Beach. It is in 30 or...

Par.a.site......... One who eats at the table of another without making any useful contribution in return. As in flea, tick, tapeworm, cuckoo bird etc...... JJ

First place I would check is El Chino's two wheel cart on the street by Thrifty's on the Malecon. JJ

Hey Gringorio.... Too bad we couldn't see some before and after shots of your aerial tour. The quality of your camera work on that drone is exceptional to say the least! My first trips to Penasco was also in the early 1970's. We camped behind the dunes at El Mirador where Av. Sinaloa goes...

Hey BS.......... If you have the time you might browse this discussion 'Border' and take note that the number one most common subject is the rotten criminal cops of Sonoyta, Sonora, Mexico and PP. For anyone that has made the drive from I-8 South on Hwy 85 to Lukeville how many times have you...

Hey Beach Sand...... Take a few minutes and pull your head out of that hole in the beach sand. JJ

Some advice on crossing with your boat at San Luis Rio Colorado..... We do it at least once a month and here is what Senior Aduana will want to see: 1. Current Arizona registration on the truck, boat and trailer with actual matching VIN numbers with your name on all of the documents. 2. A...

Hey Marybna and Joe, The fine art of ripping off travelers has been around as long as mankind has been in the travelin' mood. The good ole' USSA has always had some of the best. Back in the 40's and 50's the worst of the worst were little family owned "one horse" towns where there was one gas...

Hey JJ's.. When is the next fishing tournament? JJ

Hey Joe.... Last week, during our three hour wait to get back to USSA at the San Luis, Sonora crossing we were approached by three twentyish slim, young long haired cuties with tight cut tailored Red Cross vests and little collection bags. I saw them hit up and get some cash from almost every...

I've seen big bull DoDo's takin' six foot high twenty foot leaps with big Mako's on their tails just 20 miles out of PP. When the water heats up we go out there to look for Los Piratas in groups of three or four slowly following small groups of DoDo's, the birds are just waitin' to pick off...

Safe Marina is the best way to go. We pull my Sea Pro 23.5 WA down and back from Yuma at least once a month. We go directly to SM, unhitch and head to our condo at El Mirador. I get up in the morning, drive two blocks and look at the sea conditions. If it's a go, we load up beer, ice and...

Hey Jerry, Thanks for the update. The crew of HMS Charlie Sheen's Daddy must really be a whoopin it up tonite!! We see em out there in their boats every time we head down to PP along the Coastal Highway. Typical tree huggin wanna be VIP BS, especially when they are the only ones allowed to be...

Totoaba battle in El Golfo, Last weekend the Cartel King of stinkin fish bladders was killed in El Golfo de Santa Clara by El Golfo policia in his front yard. Two El Golfo police officers down, one with up to 18 AK rounds en la cabesa. The other critical. The hijo of the king escaped, most...

Greeting from the USSA aka: Un-united Sodomite States of Am-Ree-Kaa..... Thanks for the great news Roberto, that guy and dozens like him need to rounded up, stripped bare, hung from a pole, tarred & feathered and run out of town. Just a bunch of thieving used car salesmen that can't rip people...

Not bitchin.... They tasted pretty good and whitened my teeth as well! JJ

Freshhhhhh....... We bought a few to eat for dinner last time there. Two local chicks with three big cooooleras on the street on Sinola Sunday afternoon. Fresh, cheap and safe since they were being marinated in Clorox Bleach. Always knew they did it but not so obvious. JJ

Thanks Hill Bear, I'll try it later today. I gotta go out and find some fences to cut and some BLM trail markers to yank out. JJ