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Then the road washes out in El Golfo and on the way to the Mayan. The summer annual wildflowers burst from their sleeping seeds then the Pronghorns, Chuckwallas and Desert Iguanas can finally feed after a full year of dead dried up nothing-ness. JJ

Anyone look at the weather lately? There is a medium sized hurricane off of the Cape today and a monster that will be in that same area next Saturday. Should be a good day on the beach on our trip from El Desemboque to Santo Tomas next weekend. Better batten down the hatches boys! JJ

So........................... Where is Mexico Joe? Did some woke commie lib forum commisar bastardo band him or sumpin?? It's been days since he has gone off on one of his non-stop raging extra-ordinarily opinionated rants. Anyway AZ Mike, we will be back down PP way on the 23rd thru the...

We do the same every night right here on my hacienda in Yuma. Our pool is salt water as is our spa. With the pool lights on and as we parboil in the tub we have a constant show of night-time visitors that most people would never dream ever lived here. The big Mexican Freetail Bats scoop up water...

Good poop on the 90's bird watcher tour of our backyard................ That trip on the 29th of last month we were also rewarded with several fresh dead Craveri's Murrelets on the beach, obviously collateral kill from gill nets left overnight by the La Purinera (Salinas Point) pangueros. That...

Hey Randy......... Forward a copy of that note to the Commie Governor of Kommiefornica. Wadda concept....FREE FRESH WATER from the sky! Without a desalt plant to boot! JJ

The sulfer dioxide gas "heavy, colorless and suffocating" percolating from that hot black muck is the dominate feature of that coastline. Very similar to the beach at Bahia San Jorge where the cult had their HQ. Years ago I rescued two of the young boys with their three wheeler mired up over the...

Anyone actually go into the water there? That type of backwater mud known as "fango" throughout most of tropical Latin America usually supports Mangroves. For the most part this area of the Gulf is way too hot to the point that the black exposed mud is scalding hot in the sun at low tide and...

Hello Dirt, We will be down during the extreme new moon tides at the end of the month for five or six days. We almost always do a trip down that way to view and document the current "Rape of the Sea of Cortez". If you wanna tag along let me know. That whole body of water from Pelican...

Wadda they gonna do? Boycott all vehicles entering the FUSA with Mexican gas in their tanks! Obviously Putin's fault. I'm sure Bandon's gotta plan. Last Monday there were a hundred or more pangas amassed at El Golfo for the annual Cannonball Jellyfish sea rape, all within the Upper Gulf...

We were always pretty good at catching Sperm Whales! JJ

Hey Mike, Almost reads like I wrote your whole note myself! I did the Pinacate dunes episode myself. Managed to get out in a day. We were going to drive over the dunes to Adair Bay then take the short cut beach run to PP before the Coastal Highway was built. BAAAAD idea no matter how much...

I do Ernesto and now I always do aged dead cow on the barbie on Friday nights, as we will do tonight. Ever since those good old days in N-Port Beach and I told a nun to stick her knuckle smackin yardstick up her coolero. JJ

As a Cub Scout we were mentored and controlled by some of our straight white married female moms. As a Boy Scout in Newport Beach we were mentored and controlled by a gaggle of young mackeral snapper priests who were as gay as a herd of castrated pink plush unicorns, my first exposure to real...

As a matter of fact Perry, yes a big truck will do fine just consider another six thousand pounds of steel, plastic and rubber to dig out. You will still be required to let the tire pressure down and have a method to air them back up. You will NOT be driving a truck up into those dunes like I...

We spotted twelve Olive Ridley Sea Turtles along the beach to Salinas Point last weekend. They were basking in the late springtime sunshine. They had been eviscerated by Los Coyotes and Zopilotes. What was left of the excellent meat to include flippers, heads and tails was being slow cooked...

Kea, Take note that the Algadones to San Lius road is the worst and most dangerous anywhere. It is barely wide enough for one car, endless huge potholes and no shoulder, just a twenty foot drop embankment. I would make the safe drive to Yuma then San Luis. JJ

And Rattlers! Saw two Coon-tails on Thursday afternoon crossing the road, one around four feet long and the other around two feet. JJ

In all of my years driving the beach and desert around PP and beyond I have never hooked up with a SINGLE PERSON who had any interest in tagging along. Same goes for fishing from my boats AKA buddy boating. So, we just go solo. Meaning BE PREPARED.............sorry fag scouts as in you are...

Hey Perry......... We will see you Friday, if we make it thru the pot-hole highway without any totaled out tires and the never ending checkpoints set up by the police, La Guarda Natcional, the Army and the Mexi-Marineros. JJ