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Hey Corn........... Don't worry too much about Joe. He is actually a really good guy. Just a little expressive when he gets riled up over the smallest little thing. Reminds me of the words to that song........"liquor on his breath and trouble on his mind....gotta be bad just to have a good...

Perry, We will be down there on Thursday the 29th for a week or so. All of the salt flats behind the coastal dunes from Santo Tomas up to Salinas Point are probably monsoon flooded mire pits by now. So we will be hitting the beach at El Desemboque then run up to Santo Tomas for the return to...

Just got a dust and severe weather alert from our new "nanny state . GOV" app on our two "smart" phones. You would think the Commies were sending their ICBM's this way. They will always be there to "help" us out! They really think we are just fucking retards with the brain of a five year old...

You can come over too Rob! I will still be at least 105 around 11 PM but we do have a cooled pool and cool hot tub. JJ

We caught six Fringe-Toed Sand Lizards last Saturday in the dunes up at the base of the mountains east of the Mayan. Late afternoon just before sundown. We call it dry land fishing. They are really good marinated in teriyaki for an hour or so then skewered up the bung-hole thru la boca then...

Come on over tonight Joe........... We will be grilling some rib eyes on the Mesquite bar-bee at around 9 pm. And yes with some killer ganja. I get my weather updates from WWW.WINDY.COM. This is a new hurricane of monster proportions not the one out in the Pacific today. Later, JJ

The EYE of this hurricane is projected to pass over PP on next Saturday 11 Sep 22. Gonna be some serious rockin' & rollin' this comming Saturday night folks. JJ

Tuesday 6 Sep 22 a major hurricane will be churning at the mouth of the Sea of Cortez. Thursday it will ripping its way north up the Gulf feeding on the hot sea water and monsoon sodden air. Time to batten down the hatches boys and girls. JJ

Just wait until the Mexican Aduanas PLANT IT IN YOUR GEAR! Try steppin' & fetchin' in your splanglish whilst a pair of the new state police have their real assault weapons pointed at you and your wife's heads while the so-called inspector picks through everything in your seventy five thousand...

After going over my journal I find myself one year and two months off on the hurricane story, oh well an old gleep is allowed some slack I hope. It was hurricane Kathleen, August 1976. Another hit the same areas in September 1977. I missed that as I was in The filthiest shit hole on earth...

In 1976 a fully formed deadly hurricane tore north up the Sea of Cortez and didn't crap out until reaching Desert Hot Springs California. I was living in a desert house north of Indio California. It was late August and I was just packing up my gear for a five year tour in Iran. The torrential...

I ordered my Raptor R on 18 July. Got my confirmed order and build sheet later that day. The truck does have SiriusXM and Navigation. My truck is #718 on the assembly line of only 2500 to be built on the special edition first run. JJ

The most dangerous summer heat related condition in the Sea of Cortez summer is Heat Exhaustion. Not necessarily caused by the high outside air temperature which is rarely over 100 degrees on the water and beach but the excessive humidity that prevents your sweat from cooling your skin. Think...

Anyone interested in a little 4x4 beach run this coming weekend? Maybe loose a few pounds of lard in the event? We will be down on Jul 28 thru Aug 1. Plan on recreating a typical summer day on the beach as it was 200 years ago. Desemboque then north again to take advantage of the new moon huge...

Hindoo love potion number nine. Don't get more than five feet from the crapper for at least a week! JJ

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I loved watching that dude in black doing the low crawl along the curb. Kinda reminded me of a dog just hit in traffic with a broken back. JJ

Recap on DEATH ROW................ On a brighter side we did observe some positive faunal activity that day. Upon hitting the beach and the outgoing very high tide that afternoon we saw more living animal life than we have in many years. There was a dark almost black line in the water just...

We hit the beach last Saturday 25 June 22 south of Santo Tomas at the tidy little fish camp known as Campo Pescadero. There were seven nice pangas, two launching trailers and a clean shack behind the dunes. No one was home. From there we drove up the beach past Santo Tomas, Playa Palomas then...

I'd have to use the commercial port of entry to get one of those monsters back home in Yuma! The .gov pricks already refused to let me do it with my little Sea Pro beater. Gotta drag the hull rub rails and trailer fenders thru their twelve inch diameter steel posts that are exactly eight feet...