Thought it was funny

[AZ ROB]

Bob forgot his anniversary & his wife was MAD. She said, "tomorrow
morning, I expect 2 find a gift in the driveway that goes 0-200 in 6
seconds - IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning he got up early &
left for work. When his wife woke up, she saw a box gift-wrapped in the
driveway. Confused, she ran out to the driveway, opened the box &
found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob hasn't been seen since.

:cluck:

 

[Roberto]

Maid askes the lady of the house for a raise.
Lady sez; what makes you think you deserve a raise?
Maid sez, there are three reasons.
Lady sez what are they?
Maid sez I cook better than you.
Lady sez who told you that?
Maid sez your husband.
Maid sez the second reason is that I iron better than you do.
Lady sez who told you that.
Maid sez your husband.
Maid sez the third reason is that I'm better in bed than you are.
Lady raging mad says who told you that my husband?
Maid sez, no the gardener.
Lady sez how much of a raise do you want.

 

[Esperanza]

thanks for the "Chuckles"

 

[InkaRoads]

Johny is home from school and he runs in to say hello to his mom, he find her in front of the mirror, rubbing herself and saying " I need a man" he runs to his bedroom, the next day he sees the same thing and in the third day as he runs to say hello to his mom he finds her in bed with a man, so he runs to his bedroom throwing his books and gets in front of the mirror and starts to rub himself saying "I need a bicycle"