~~~ Being that everyone is in the story telling mode, ~~~ I'll tell you one you won't believe ~~~ but is true, ~~~
~~~ Back in my running around in the street days, oh back 40 yrs. + - we had a guy in the pack we called Ese, ~~~ well Ese drank just as much if not more beer as the rest of us, ~~~ but we NEVER saw him ~~~ pee on the rock, ~~~ it was a mystery as to how he could hold it, ~~~ I always sat in the back seat behind the driver when we were in his car, I figured that if it started to come out his ears, I couldn't get hit,
~~~ This went on for yrs., ~~~ & then one nite Ese pulls into the parking lot of liquor store where we bought our beer, & weed, ~~~ That nite Ese was in a treating mood, ~~~ told us the beer, & weed was on him tonite, ~~~ hey alright Ese !!!
~~~ While Ese was in the store the three of us got out of car & did what the local dogs did on the side of the china mans bldg. ~~~
~~~ Ese was still in store & as I was getting back in car, ~~~ I see a liquid rolling out from under car, thinking it might be a radiator leak I get down & look under car, ~~~
~~~ I see a pc. of hose sticking out about a ft. from floor board rite under drivers seat, ~~~
~~~ I open door & see this hose with his hat on it, ~~~ I take the hat off, & what the hell, ~~~ there is a funnel attached to the hose,
~~~ When Ese comes back we ask him about this, ~~~ he just smiles & passes out the beer & weed, he say, ~~~ now you know,
~~~ The only mystery that remained now was ~~~ how did Ese connect his ..... well you know, to the funnel ?
~~~ Or did Ese simply ~~~ lay his ...... well you know in the funnel, while going down the road ? ~~~ true story,
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