moore_rb
Stay Thirsty My Friends
Saturday the 2nd marked my 3rd (yes, THIRD) visit to the little retaining cell at the Sonoyta crossing station...
But, I'm getting ahead of myself- all of this happened literally 10 minutes after we had managed to sweet talk our way out of a bogus radar ticket in Sonoyta (the cop said I was doing 74Kph in a 40 zone- he was smoking crack- I had a 6000 pound boat behind me in seriously heavy traffic- there was no way. I don't think he expected me to push back, because after that he basically handed me back my driver's license and said have a nice night)
Now, fast forward ten minutes to the border crossing.
I mean, seriously. My name is extremely common, so I can't really gripe when a name- match comes up with some other Robert Moore who pulled some serious criminal crap, but I have filed every peice of paperwork with DHS that I can think of to make sure these guys know that I am not that particular Robert Moore...
The last time I was detained was Oct 2008, and I have had 4 issue-free crossings since then, but that was all moot Saturday night as I was yanked from my still running truck, cuffed, and stuffed in the retaining room while they ran my passport...
At least they didn't mess up my stuff- I figured that since they had me for 20 minutes that they would tear the truck and boat down as well... thankfully they didn't and we were back on the road home in less than half an hour.
Next time, I will cross the border wearing a T-shirt that says "I am not the Robert Moore you are looking for"...
Let's hope I don't make 4. This is one record I'm not interested in holding.
But, I'm getting ahead of myself- all of this happened literally 10 minutes after we had managed to sweet talk our way out of a bogus radar ticket in Sonoyta (the cop said I was doing 74Kph in a 40 zone- he was smoking crack- I had a 6000 pound boat behind me in seriously heavy traffic- there was no way. I don't think he expected me to push back, because after that he basically handed me back my driver's license and said have a nice night)
Now, fast forward ten minutes to the border crossing.
I mean, seriously. My name is extremely common, so I can't really gripe when a name- match comes up with some other Robert Moore who pulled some serious criminal crap, but I have filed every peice of paperwork with DHS that I can think of to make sure these guys know that I am not that particular Robert Moore...
The last time I was detained was Oct 2008, and I have had 4 issue-free crossings since then, but that was all moot Saturday night as I was yanked from my still running truck, cuffed, and stuffed in the retaining room while they ran my passport...
At least they didn't mess up my stuff- I figured that since they had me for 20 minutes that they would tear the truck and boat down as well... thankfully they didn't and we were back on the road home in less than half an hour.
Next time, I will cross the border wearing a T-shirt that says "I am not the Robert Moore you are looking for"...
Let's hope I don't make 4. This is one record I'm not interested in holding.