Have I ever told you the one about "this guy" I met in late 2001, who was a building demolition expert from Manhattan who had just wrapped up some big "top secret" government contract; and who before that had worked as a super-secret CIA sniper (and had a weird affinity for grassy areas) during the early 60's, and who spent all his spare time engaging in mexican real estate fraud...?
Man, the stories that guy told me about the world...fascinating.
He told me all these amazing stories about how he was a german U-boat commander in WWII, who had settled in Mexico, and took secret US government jobs whenever he wasn't hanging out at his house in Santo Tomas, smoking dope with all his other penniless friends talking about his Black Panther days (yeah, he was ALSO the only white-skinned black panther- pretty impressive, huh?).
Man, I sure miss that guy. I wonder what ever happened to him....?
