I was looking into getting my 500 dollar VIP ticket refund issue resolved and found this Cracked me up....
"Today it was officially announced that the three day festival will be held between the uncompleted Marriot Hotel and Wrecked at the reef. With at least 24 internationally renowned music and comedy artists appearing over three days, it is going to be one of the greatest events ever to be held in Mexico. More than 10000 ticket holders will be flown in via an extensive Air Charter service and the rest of the 60,000 to 75,000 people will arriving via private jet , RV, bus or own vehicle."