Mexico Joe
Cholla Bay 4 Life
Without any grandstands or concession stands they would have to pay me to watch a race. If there's any cars racing for that matter. You can find me drifting the wide blue sea... fishing!
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Kenny
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There will be food and drink there Joe, so if you're already down you should check it out, from up wind..LOL
From ABC, Russ posted this last night when someone asked if the race was still on... YES of course the race is on and it is huge for the city of Puerto Peñasco! On Saturday the Mayor of Peñasco will start the race. There will be all the press here and the local radio stations are broadcasting live from the event. We expect 3- 4 thousand spectators. Tecate Beer is a major sponsor and Coca Cola just signed today. We have food vendors, we have entertainers coming for the crowd. It is going to be a huge party. We have had a few cars on the track already in practice and they love it! If you are a driver or a team you should be here. The fans here will support you fo sho! I will post pics and maybe video for those of you who want to be here but are - shall we say - timid? If you are not here this weekend you will be asking yourself "WHY?" later. It is all good and the track is perfect!
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Mexico Joe
Cholla Bay 4 Life
"I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell / I am a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well" - Russ Black
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reportjones
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I am flying into Penasco on my Learjet G6. It is painted with a Playboy Bunny head on the tail (my original idea, not Hugh Hefners). Will be in town tomorrow morning; right after I attend the Brewers/Royals game. I am bringing some of my Mexican Drug Cartel buddies. Don't piss me off...Kenny!
I need to check with my pilot to see where the baseball game is being played. I am a little drunk right now so I don't even know where I am.
Will be on a cruise ship out of Penasco once I finish driving in the Thunder race. Will I need to wear a helmet for the race?
I need to check with my pilot to see where the baseball game is being played. I am a little drunk right now so I don't even know where I am.
Will be on a cruise ship out of Penasco once I finish driving in the Thunder race. Will I need to wear a helmet for the race?
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reportjones
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To answer Kenny's questions:
Good deal, and just what is your car #? My car number is 69.
Where do you run it regularly or have run it? I prefer to run it at Indy or Talledega (I was in the movie Talledega Nights; Ballad of Ricky Bobby). I played the boyfriend of the gay French Car Driver. I found the role not to be much of a stretch for me. I occassionally run it at Monaco but I am not a big fan of Alabama.
And with what sanctioning body? What does your mom's body have to do with this? Her name isn't "Sanctioning" so why call her this? I always referred to her as "Kenny's mama."
Is a restricted 410 or a 360? I am bringing my Sprint Car, not my Ferrari 360 Modena! Kenny, you are so silly!
And if it wouldn't be to much to ask on top of all that, who's going to wheel it? I am going to tow it in a box trailer behind my Learjet G6. I have a really good aerodynamic trailer so I shouldn't have much drag. Had the trailer made at Numeros in Penasco. They sell neat trailers there! Or, did you mean who is going to drive it?
Maybe you could even name another (not that you've named yours LOL) team and driver that are coming down, in not only the sprints, but any division. My team drivers are Jeff Gordon, Danica Patrick, Dale Earnhardt Sr. (RIP) and Ricky Bobby.
When I said "trackies," I meant "trekkies." These are my buddies I watch Star Trek reruns with!
Sorry bro!
Good deal, and just what is your car #? My car number is 69.
Where do you run it regularly or have run it? I prefer to run it at Indy or Talledega (I was in the movie Talledega Nights; Ballad of Ricky Bobby). I played the boyfriend of the gay French Car Driver. I found the role not to be much of a stretch for me. I occassionally run it at Monaco but I am not a big fan of Alabama.
And with what sanctioning body? What does your mom's body have to do with this? Her name isn't "Sanctioning" so why call her this? I always referred to her as "Kenny's mama."
Is a restricted 410 or a 360? I am bringing my Sprint Car, not my Ferrari 360 Modena! Kenny, you are so silly!
And if it wouldn't be to much to ask on top of all that, who's going to wheel it? I am going to tow it in a box trailer behind my Learjet G6. I have a really good aerodynamic trailer so I shouldn't have much drag. Had the trailer made at Numeros in Penasco. They sell neat trailers there! Or, did you mean who is going to drive it?
Maybe you could even name another (not that you've named yours LOL) team and driver that are coming down, in not only the sprints, but any division. My team drivers are Jeff Gordon, Danica Patrick, Dale Earnhardt Sr. (RIP) and Ricky Bobby.
When I said "trackies," I meant "trekkies." These are my buddies I watch Star Trek reruns with!
Sorry bro!
Kenny
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Thanks for the warning, I'll be waiting at the airport for you with Steve.
InkaRoads
cronopiador
Everything was sounding so real!!!!! you had to go and mention the cruise ship!!!!
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reportjones
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Kenny....while I love you, you really need to get a new hobby besides memorizing all of my previous posts. Should I be concerned you are stalking me? Naw, I can crawl faster than you can run (LOL)! Maybe I will send my 10 year old to see you...or maybe my 8 year old daughter. Wooooops, I forgot someone previously told me not to leave my children alone with you (I am kidding, you know that!).
Besides, I ain't Steve bashing anymore. I am shocked and in total 100% disbelief that you did not recall I said this in a post several months ago.
Take your meds and go get a nap (again, just kidding I know you don't like naps and really hate taking your meds)!
Besides, I ain't Steve bashing anymore. I am shocked and in total 100% disbelief that you did not recall I said this in a post several months ago.
Take your meds and go get a nap (again, just kidding I know you don't like naps and really hate taking your meds)!
GringoZona
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Something tells me this "reportjones" character is the infamous Cap'n Greg from Rocky Point Times...
Case in point: http://www.rptimes.com/ask-capn-greg/2011/10/capn-greg/
Case in point: http://www.rptimes.com/ask-capn-greg/2011/10/capn-greg/
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reportjones
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Arghhh maty! I mean, no I am not!
Kenny
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Not to worry, the Jone's always go's in after it.
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reportjones
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My first race is at 5 am in the morning. I am told this is the best race with the most popular drivers racing. Jeff Gordon, Danica Patrick, Dale Sr. (RIP), Osama bin Laden (suffer in hell) and me will be getting the flag at 5 am. A race not to miss!
I encourage everyone arrive around 4 am to guarantee good seating. Remember, the first 1,200 ticket purchasers are guranteed air conditioned, balcony seating, as well as a free weekend stay at Esmerelda; Sandy Beach's most popular vacation destination.
10 ticket holders will be picked to receive a 10 day Carnival world cruise. This wonderful cruise vacation will begin in Mogidishu, Somalia, and conclude 10 days later in Puerto Penasco, Mexico. Each person winning a luxury suite on Carnival's new ship, the Gus Brown Jr., will also be allowed one hour free use of one of the ship's deck mounted, 30mm Gatling Guns. Other destinations include: Bogata, Columbia; Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, as well as the Islamic Republic of Iran. Steve Schwab, from the world famous "Seaside Reservations" will be serving as Cruise Director for this wonderful vacation paradise. Please join Steve in the men's sauna for a drink or two. Remember men, no towels allowed in the sauna at anytime!
I encourage everyone arrive around 4 am to guarantee good seating. Remember, the first 1,200 ticket purchasers are guranteed air conditioned, balcony seating, as well as a free weekend stay at Esmerelda; Sandy Beach's most popular vacation destination.
10 ticket holders will be picked to receive a 10 day Carnival world cruise. This wonderful cruise vacation will begin in Mogidishu, Somalia, and conclude 10 days later in Puerto Penasco, Mexico. Each person winning a luxury suite on Carnival's new ship, the Gus Brown Jr., will also be allowed one hour free use of one of the ship's deck mounted, 30mm Gatling Guns. Other destinations include: Bogata, Columbia; Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, as well as the Islamic Republic of Iran. Steve Schwab, from the world famous "Seaside Reservations" will be serving as Cruise Director for this wonderful vacation paradise. Please join Steve in the men's sauna for a drink or two. Remember men, no towels allowed in the sauna at anytime!
dry heat
Pigeon coup coordinator
This old man is funny. It's good to see one of our seniors attempt comedy. I'm sure the old man put a lot of work into it. so let's all 'thank' him to give him some happiness amidst the hurt feelings he has developed from those that hurt him. thank you Jones.
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reportjones
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Damn Dry Heat...you fell into my trap! I was just trying to fish you out of your hole since you are rarely on the board anymore. You are soooo easy...but I still love ya!