The Bacon Tree

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azbeachboy

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The Bacon Tree:

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says:

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon? Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

With that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:

"Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it? "

"Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees...


Ees....

Ees...



Ees...
Ees...


Ees...


Ees.... a ham bush."



SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldn't help it! Little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you? I know you did! You are grinning aren't you? He,he,he
 
jerry

jerry

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being an Irish American who was too involved in "The Troubles" in the late 70's/early 80's I had friends in the Long Kesh (hms Maze later) I went to visit once and had to listen to the guards tell funny Irish jokes. When someone has their boot on the back of your neck....well nothing is too funny coming from them.
rockyptjoe said:
Maybe so.....but what has the world come to when we are so worried about being "politically correct" that we have lost the ability to laugh?
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