Rediculous

[GV Jack]

I really don't know where to put this, but I think this shows the hysteria that is just plain rediculous.

This is an article from the AZ Daily Star this morning. The AZ House is saying that you are not safe in Arizona
if you live within 60 miles of the border.

AZ House OKs warnings for travel north of Mexican line

I live in Green Valley, about 25 miles from the border. After this article, I have taken the following safety steps.

Because I have a flat roof, I set up a machine gun nest with 24 hour manning.
I have hired a squad of body guards to accompany me around town.
I have set land mines around my palace, but unfortunately, my wife can't read maps.

Seriously, are you kidding me.

On a related note, once in a while when playing golf, we will see young Mexicans heading either north with a full back pack or south with an empty one.
Our course has a few holes bordering I-19. A couple months ago, we were standing on the 3rd tee and here come two kids, empty back packs
runing right by us. "Buenos Dias", they said as they ran by. Right behind them were two BP agents, but they didn't have a chance. Those kids
were really fast. They disappeared through the brush and were gone. In some perverse way, while I knew their mission, I was pulling for them.

Folks, this is getting rediculous. I may have to move back to Ohio where it is "safe". Yeah right.

PS: I suppose that's keep our spring breakers from coming to Green Valley this year.

 

[Landshark]

Maybe they will put up sirens like they have in the Midwest for tornado alerts. Every time backpackers come through and say buenos dias they can sound the alarms. I feel a lot safer already! LOL

 

[rockyptjoe]

Hey GV Jack...isn't Green Valley the Sun City of Tucson? What are you doing allowing young people in the neighborhood? Run them down with your golf carts!!! :rofl:

 

[jerry]

Jack a couple qustions...
If you hit a weed smuggler with a golf ball can you move the body to uncover your Titlist?
if the Spring Breakers move to Green Valley will the wet t-shirt contests have a maximum age limit (over 70's please keep your shirt on)?
did the ATF give you the machine gun as part of the "Slow and Lime Jello eating Mellow) sting?

 

[rockyptjoe]

Jack a couple qustions...
If you hit a weed smuggler with a golf ball can you move the body to uncover your Titlist?
if the Spring Breakers move to Green Valley will the wet t-shirt contests have a maximum age limit (over 70's please keep your shirt on)?
did the ATF give you the machine gun as part of the "Slow and Lime Jello eating Mellow) sting?

Wednesday on the driving range is "Hit the Illegals Crossing Day".....bonus points if they're between 14-18.... :rofl::rofl:

 

[GV Jack]

Jack a couple qustions...
If you hit a weed smuggler with a golf ball can you move the body to uncover your Titlist?
if the Spring Breakers move to Green Valley will the wet t-shirt contests have a maximum age limit (over 70's please keep your shirt on)?
did the ATF give you the machine gun as part of the "Slow and Lime Jello eating Mellow) sting?

Jerry,
If you hit a weed smuggler you must play the ball where it lies. If you steal his load it won't make no never mind.
The wet t-shirt contest is a real thrill, considering the average bra size here is 38 long.
No, the machine gun was a reward for my correct answer to the "Whose Teeth Are These" contest.

RP Joe,
There are no illegals at the driving range on Wednesday. It is closed because the illegals are holding their Farmers Market on Wednesday.
Any other day they are fair game. Also, they drive the golf carts too slow to run over anyone here. In fact they drive
everything slow here. That's why I get all those tickets in RP.

I kind of get a thrill living in a danger zone. Maybe it will drive the snow birds outta here.

 

[jerry]

Courthouse News Service Jack it lots like your Tubac neighbor Gabriel needs a backup singer with some weaponry