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Stuart

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The local crime beat, I take it? Why does Google seem to translate the word "bastard" as the description of many of these perps? Made me laugh!

So... I gather from this:

1) Watch out for counterfeit 500 peso notes.
2) Don't buy fake tickets for boat rides from the "Smurf."
3) The criminals ripping off houses are bird brains with tiny hands.
4) And some couple was getting it on in public.

What did I miss?
 
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