Keep an eye on the tortilla person selling door to door. Caught stealing. Guards say they cannot keep the person out until a formal police report is filed. Starts early was there at 7:30 in the AM !!
Las Conchas Theft Alert.
Started by Roberto · Jul 17, 2012 · 50 replies
No S*IT en Roberto, seems if she was caught stealing she would of been banned, do you have the police report it an't worth nada if you dont have what did you tell me what the judge said, or wtf you said that was deleted...
Last edited: Jul 17, 2012 at 8:02 PM
I would love to introduce her to some bamboo skyrockets
Learned from some of the best
Probably learned that kind of behavior in Las Conchas from some of the "Resident's". See my old post "HOW I TURNED $30,000.00 IN DESALINATOR FEE'S INTO $3000.00, WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. Remember this Playa www.tootsiescabaret.com and now we're stuck at fricken Guau Guau's. Life's a bitch.
Roberto said:Keep an eye on the tortilla person selling door to door. Caught stealing. Guards say they cannot keep the person out until a formal police report is filed. Starts early was there at 7:30 in the AM !!
Probably learned that kind of behavior in Las Conchas from some of the "Resident's". See my old post "HOW I TURNED $30,000.00 IN DESALINATOR FEE'S INTO $3000.00, WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. Remember this Playa www.tootsiescabaret.com and now we're stuck at fricken Guau Guau's. Life's a bitch.
"Las Conchas theft"......isn't that an oxymoron?
Hmmm... that must be where my wife's water-shoes went when she left them on the swim-shower platform back in June...
or was that simply "finders, keepers"...?
:geek:
or was that simply "finders, keepers"...?
:geek:
playaperro said:No S*IT en Roberto, seems if she was caught stealing she would of been banned, do you have the police report it an't worth nada if you dont have what did you tell me what the judge said, or wtf you said that was deleted...
The event happened at 7:30 in the morning while the people were preparing to leave for Tucson and work the next day. They reported it to the guards who replied they could not do anything about it without a police report. These are the people enforcing your new system of permits for entry to Unconscioius. They said they would file next trip down. Are you aware of how long it can take to file a police report?
The only one taking stuff at las conchas is Russ, he calls it beach washed up stuff or what ever, the poor tortilla lady can't even walk up and down the dune...
playaperro said:The only one taking stuff at las conchas is Russ, he calls it beach washed up stuff or what ever, the poor tortilla lady can't even walk up and down the dune...
Yeah but at least I have my contractor insignia on my van.
Yeah and you get dramatic Roberto start this and russ to comply and then we get a counsel warning!
mexicoruss said:Yeah but at least I have my contractor insignia on my van.
Did you take my wife's shoes...?
You owe me 4 tacos, and a dozen tortillas (con masa harina).
moore_rb said:Did you take my wife's shoes...?
You owe me 4 tacos, and a dozen tortillas (con masa harina).
Thats why my sandals dont fit......When do you want the tacos???
Russ, are those the pair with rhinestones you hae been wearing?
Roberto said:Russ, are those the pair with rhinestones you hae been wearing?
I took the rhinestones off they were uncomfortable as heck
Well it just happened again, 3 months later. Same scenerio so while it is always possible does not seem like a coincidence. Person arrived at a house in Unconscious, was approached by 2 mujeres selling tamales shortly after arrival, person decided she would buy some, went inside to get her purse and left the key hanging in the door lock. Came out, got the tamales, mujeres left and after some time passed person was looking for the key, but it was gone as were he tamale vendors. Fortunately there is a good 24 hour locksmith here who went out and re keyed the locks.
Reporting at the guard gate resulted in the same response, cannot do anything without a police report. Well same story, person had to leave for AZ and besides did not take a photo or get a license number off the vehicle.
Sooo, if you stay in Unconscious, do not leave they keys to the house out of your sight. I totally support people who are willing to work independently to support the family but not those that steal.
Reporting at the guard gate resulted in the same response, cannot do anything without a police report. Well same story, person had to leave for AZ and besides did not take a photo or get a license number off the vehicle.
Sooo, if you stay in Unconscious, do not leave they keys to the house out of your sight. I totally support people who are willing to work independently to support the family but not those that steal.
was this a renter or owner? guess it doesn't matter who leaves their keys in their door anywhere?
Kramer said:was this a renter or owner? guess it doesn't matter who leaves their keys in their door anywhere?
Renter. Just arrived at the house and was carrying stuff in, going to leave to the beach. She was right there at the doorway, stepped inside to get some money to pay. Poof.
Renter= clear excitement for the beach and being there. The rental place or home owner needs to warn them. The tamale selling people (or anyone) know a renter from an owner for sure...
When is everybody gonna understand that Fco Hernandes Mandujano runs Las Conchas all the way down to the tamale vendors.? Wanna curb crime in Las Conchas? Get rid of Hernandez and his American "friends" who turn a blind eye to his evil-doings.
Why would you even consider buying any sort of home made food from people you don't even know? You don't even know in what sanitary condition the food is made. I never buy food from door to door people. But tipical liberal gringos are so naive.
This is not only in Penasco, this is in whole mexico, theft is very comon and if you leave something and people see it as oportunity , they will take advantage of it. This is not USA,
This is not only in Penasco, this is in whole mexico, theft is very comon and if you leave something and people see it as oportunity , they will take advantage of it. This is not USA,
The Sonoran hotdog vendor thing spooks me......low quality hotdogs made of god knows what float in greasy warm water. On the theft thing part of it is PuertoPenasco relied on cheap labor from the south.When the jobs ended.............
Eduardo said:Why would you even consider buying any sort of home made food from people you don't even know? You don't even know in what sanitary condition the food is made. I never buy food from door to door people. But tipical liberal gringos are so naive.
This is not only in Penasco, this is in whole mexico, theft is very comon and if you leave something and people see it as oportunity , they will take advantage of it. This is not USA,
its like a company pot luck ... have people eaten at their work place potlucks or celebrations? ..... you have no idea the way your employees, coworkers, etc live but they have company pot lucks all the time and no food handlers card ... just saying ... or if family or friends picked their nose or scratched their crotch at a gathering with family then they dive back into a communal bag or chips, peanuts, appetizer, or whatever ..... not even to mention the handles on shopping carts at every grocery store or shopping mall ... but I digress... but too many bio classes make me think of these things ... lol
JGattheSea said:its like a company pot luck ... have people eaten at their work place potlucks or celebrations? ..... you have no idea the way your employees, coworkers, etc live but they have company pot lucks all the time and no food handlers card ... just saying ... or if family or friends picked their nose or scratched their crotch at a gathering with family then they dive back into a communal bag or chips, peanuts, appetizer, or whatever ..... not even to mention the handles on shopping carts at every grocery store or shopping mall ... but I digress... but too many bio classes make me think of these things ... lol
restroom doors that open in with no paper towels to grab the door knob with always creep me out.....it gets worse if the waiter comes out as you go in..
Years back stopped at a taco stand on Benito Juarez. Ana went to order, I sat in the truck with the kids. Guy steps out from a tree zipping up, walks to the end of the taco stand where one of the popular white 5 gal buckets hangs, plunges his hands into the bucket, shakes them off and walks over and starts handling the meat. That was enough for me. No sanitary facilities, I don't eat there.
The flu season will start soon in Rocky Point, locals get some nasty flu every first start of cold. I can be in the states for 5 years straight and not get a flu, but soon as I go to rocky point on a cold day I get a nasty flu it takes me 7 days to recover, and it seems like it does the same thing to the locals. Now that I watch were I eat in Penasco I have less diahrrea.
I had eaten in a shanty restaurant the night before that lacked running water and sanitary facilities. The cook/server kept a baggy over her hands at all times even when going next door to get change. This only served to advise me that she didn't have a clue about sanitary procedures. By the time I was pulling out of Oaxaca, the "tourista" set in. It was truly caused by toxigenic bacteria because it was causing necrosis of the sub mucosal layer of the gut, and the body was expelling it immediately, lest it cause perforation. The abdominal pain and cramping were noteworthy. The diarrhea: not violent, just uncontrollable, and not tolerating any delay. I was traveling north through a very sunny and hot, dry windy desert on the auto pista in open country so, I adapted. I would park the pickup with its nose pointed towards the road, which covered me from behind. I opened the passenger door, behind which I crouched in perfect privacy. The hot desert wind would quickly dry up and blow away what I left behind. I felt that I had paid my dues, and would not now get "tourista" again. Wrong! It took two episodes to get my immunity up to par for Mexico.
My second bout with tourista arose from a breakfast taken at a restaurant just as you approach the autopista tollbooths going north out of Tepic. I was hungry and there were a couple of restaurants that appeared clean by local standards. Not knowing what to eat, I approached a couple of truckers who were just finishing up, and they recommended the food very highly. I chose the green chile, and then went to wash my hands at the sink, the same one the cook would have to use, and found it waterless. The cook appeared highly offended, and told me I would have use the sink in the men's room. It also was waterless. I checked the women's, also waterless. There was no hand-washing going on around that restaurant. The only time the cook's hands would be "cleaned" was when she kneaded the tortilla dough, and then the pathogenic organisms could incubate for hours maybe all day in the warm moist dough. It wasn't bothering the Mexicans, and I still hadn't disabused myself of the idea that I was going to live somewhere deep in Mexico. Besides I had already ordered my breakfast, and I considered myself immune by virtue of my first "tourista dance". When the green chile breakfast arrived it was way too hot in terms of scoville units of capsicum. I can assure you very sincerely, based on that painful personal experience, that too much hot chili pepper and tourista can combine to make a very vicious disease state indeed
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Last edited by Eduardo; Today at 01:27 PM. Reason: more info
Too much info......
Eduardo said:The flu season will start soon in Rocky Point, locals get some nasty flu every first start of cold. I can be in the states for 5 years straight and not get a flu, but soon as I go to rocky point on a cold day I get a nasty flu it takes me 7 days to recover, and it seems like it does the same thing to the locals. Now that I watch were I eat in Penasco I have less diahrrea.
Ok my diahrrea story.....1977 and i had gotten in a little jamb and was hiding out at the infamous Playa hermosa hotel off the beaten path an on the way to becoming a wreck on the beach in San Blas Forgotten Places – Playa Hermosa Hotel, San Blas Mexico I met up with a 30 year old nurse that was traveling with a 50 plus year old bald guy that as it turned out had embezzled a chunk of money and a lot of narcotics and ran for mexico with the the finest junkie nurse Chicago ever produced. This guy is sort of my hero when i think about now but at the time I just was hanging with his girl while he drank to black out in the bar as the summer lightning storms cracked around us.Anyways back to the runs...I became really ill from bad smoked fish and she set by my side and nursed me for 3 nights...I woke up sort of human on the fourth morning to find my money,my passport and my clothes were all gone.They left on the rickety old bus for Tepic two hours before....man I liked that girl!!!! paying the hotel bill and getting home was another story so the point of this story Moore is you can be rich in a lot of ways...playing it safe never gets you memories like that one
I hate the no paper towel too. I will use tp or my shirt Hubby thinks I'm alittle crazy
ddez said:I hate the no paper towel too. I will use tp or my shirt Hubby thinks I'm alittle crazy
I've been working on a spring loaded claw that shoots out from my shirt sleeve that can open bathroom doors and pull toilet seats up...my honey truly thinks it is insane and got really pissed when she found out I had put some money into the project
Roberto said:Years back stopped at a taco stand on Benito Juarez. Ana went to order, I sat in the truck with the kids. Guy steps out from a tree zipping up, walks to the end of the taco stand where one of the popular white 5 gal buckets hangs, plunges his hands into the bucket, shakes them off and walks over and starts handling the meat. That was enough for me. No sanitary facilities, I don't eat there.
Urine is sterile. what's a little extra salt on your taco gonna hurt...?
moore_rb said:Urine is sterile. what's a little extra salt on your taco gonna hurt...?
yeah, some of that purified sonora sea salt, no wonder why those sonora tacos taste so good
And the good restaurants that have a nice bathroom, they usualy have a bucket there where people dispose of used toilet paper because mexican sewer system can't handle it. You get to smell that too before enjoying your tacos
ddez said:I hate the no paper towel too. I will use tp or my shirt Hubby thinks I'm alittle crazy
Crazy or not, I'm a shirt-tail door opener as well.
jerry said:I've been working on a spring loaded claw that shoots out from my shirt sleeve that can open bathroom doors and pull toilet seats up...my honey truly thinks it is insane and got really pissed when she found out I had put some money into the project
I simply wave my hand at the door and use my jedi powers to "will" the door open. Works like a charm.
Or, if I'm really in a mood to show off, I simply go into a Shao-Lin meditation and walk through the wall.
moore_rb said:Urine is sterile. what's a little extra salt on your taco gonna hurt...?
Yes, sterile until it passes through an infected urethra and out the end of an uncircumsized filthy penis packed with smegma, handled by filthy hands, ensheathed in filthy underwear.
Yuck, Roberto..........
Ladyjeeper said:Yuck, Roberto..........
The truth sometime hurts.
Southbeacher said:Crazy or not, I'm a shirt-tail door opener as well.
I use what I call the modified Saudi method. I open the door only with my left hand using only the pinky if possible, if twisting is necessary the pinky and the adjoining ring finger. Then touch as little as possible with that part of the hand until washed.
I have a better method. I wear rubber gloves and a hazmet suit everywhere I go.
I also have a bomb sniffing dog and an MRAP ( Mine Resistant Ambush Protection ) Vehicle.
It's alot easier than washing my hands three hundred times a day.
Take all precaution, drink 10 Tecates and step into the street and get killed by a car.
At least you're clean until you hit the pavement. Don't even ask me about Dysentery in Okinawa
I also have a bomb sniffing dog and an MRAP ( Mine Resistant Ambush Protection ) Vehicle.
It's alot easier than washing my hands three hundred times a day.
Take all precaution, drink 10 Tecates and step into the street and get killed by a car.
At least you're clean until you hit the pavement. Don't even ask me about Dysentery in Okinawa
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GV Jack.....I'd love to see the reaction on both sides of the border if someone tried to cross in an MRAP......
Can any bacteria survive a cerveza, lime juice and hot sauce?
Can any bacteria survive a cerveza, lime juice and hot sauce?
Roberto said:Yes, sterile until it passes through an infected urethra and out the end of an uncircumsized filthy penis packed with smegma, handled by filthy hands, ensheathed in filthy underwear.
PLEASE don't tell me that you knew (or confirmed) any of this information about that particular taco vendor on Benito Juarez...
I mean, what was your wife thinking while you had this guy's pants down and were inspecting his junk...? :eek:
Blech.
moore_rb said:PLEASE don't tell me that you knew (or confirmed) any of this information about that particular taco vendor on Benito Juarez...
I mean, what was your wife thinking while you had this guy's pants down and were inspecting his junk...? :eek:
Blech.
Moore, read what I wrote, not what your interpretation is.
I wont even say what place we ate at, but it is the highist place in town and for sale. we got sick for 8 days straight. Will never eat there again, its best if you take what you want to eat down with you.
That's the reason why I eat at the second highest place in town-never had a problem there.
What does "highest place" mean? Just because something is expensive doesn't make it good - obviously.
High on the hill maybe
Terry C said:High on the hill maybe
That's what I figured, but what do I know?
Doesnt matter where I eat, Im always the highest one in town!
Terry C said:High on the hill maybe
You got it.
Mexico Joe said:Doesnt matter where I eat, Im always the highest one in town!
Break yourself, time you pass that sh!t....:ham:
GV Jack said:That's what I figured, but what do I know?
Not bad only one person on the whole forum didnt get it...
azfish said:You got it.
So what does that have to do with cleanliness in a restaurant if it's higher? Because like the old saying goes, "Sh*t rolls downhill"?