Years ago I took my nephew to RP for his 18th birthday, I dont drink, so he went out alone. In the morning I was having a coffee and he showed up and said "I had my first sexual experience in Puerto Penasco last night". I said "sit down son" and he said " I can't Uncle Billy".
WOW!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are a joke!!!!! LOL Jesus, make this guy feel alienated why dont you! Theres got to be something down on CALLE TRECE FOR THIS GUY! I would say go to any one of the strip clubs. One of those broads has got to have a dick, if you smell what the rock is cooking?!
Just come down Corky, we'll find something for you even if I have to take you out to the soldiers in Ejido Lagrimas they have "Bunker Buster Night" twice a week and they test they'er " WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION"'
With all the Arab's buying up Penasco alot of them are gay what about "TURBUNS" or the "TALI-BONE". Or even the "CAMEL HUMP". With entertaiment by the "MEXICALI RUMP RANGERS". With special guest OSAMA BIN DOVER.
With all the Arab's buying up Penasco alot of them are gay what about "TURBUNS" or the "TALI-BONE". Or even the "CAMEL HUMP". With entertaiment by the "MEXICALI RUMP RANGERS". With special guest OSAMA BIN DOVER.
How about a celestial overtone kind of like a planetarium it could be called "UP URANUS"?
I've heard Elixir has a night a week for the fresas, prolly Saturday? I donno, but they have a game call "teto" during those special dates, te la sabes ~~~HAPPY~~~?
I've heard Elixir has a night a week for the fresas, prolly Saturday? I donno, but they have a game call "teto" during those special dates, te la sabes ~~~HAPPY~~~?
teto.........tu te agachas y yo te la meto!!!!!
Tambien tienen un juego que se llama "El Carpintero" agachate' y yo te clabo.