Hi folks, names are Mark And Cat and we have placed an offer on a small house about a million an acre less then the other side of the beach (Sandy Beach). For selfish reasons and for fun, I would like to see/hear more recent SHARKS EATING just about anything type stories. This is the year of fact free reporting so every story could help our low bid being accepted. Got to go, my dog is barking at the same darn shark trying to get through the pet door. I already put a bark collar on the shark to no avail..... They don't bark, do they?
Reply to self: I didn't realize a surfer and a few others have perished by shark attacks near RP. My apologies to anyone dealing with such tragedies. I wrote my little ditty before researching just like a U.S. President I know. I had understood that shark attacks were absolutely totally one in a million but now I understand that a million people are coming down here now! Of course, the drug cartel scare has reduced numbers but sadly, the real problem is the number of U.S. drug users that need their product..... anyway, sorry if I have offended anyone and if you see me floating out there and striking at the nose of a large fish it is me being brought to justice for my insensitivity and ignorance!
Reply to self: I didn't realize a surfer and a few others have perished by shark attacks near RP. My apologies to anyone dealing with such tragedies. . . . . .
Chill. Your light-hearted humor was obvious. Good luck with the purchase.
Reply to self: I didn't realize a surfer and a few others have perished by shark attacks near RP. My apologies to anyone dealing with such tragedies. I wrote my little ditty before researching just like a U.S. President I know. I had understood that shark attacks were absolutely totally one in a million but now I understand that a million people are coming down here now! Of course, the drug cartel scare has reduced numbers but sadly, the real problem is the number of U.S. drug users that need their product..... anyway, sorry if I have offended anyone and if you see me floating out there and striking at the nose of a large fish it is me being brought to justice for my insensitivity and ignorance!